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کد جاوا

WHEN I CAME DRENCHED  IN THE RAIN

وقتی خیس از باران به خانه رسیدم
BROTHER SAID : “ WHY DON’T YOU TAKE AN  UMBRELLA WITH YOU?”

برادرم گفت: چرا چتری با خود نبردی؟
SISTER SAID:”WHY DIDN’T YOU WAIT  UNTILL IT STOPPED”

خواهرم گفت: چرا تا بند آمدن  باران صبر نکردی؟
DAD ANGRILIY SAID: “ONLY  AFTER GETTING COLD YOU WILL REALISE”.

پدرم با عصبانیت گفت: تنها وقتی  سرما خوردی متوجه خواهی شد
BUT MY  MOM AS SHE WAS DRYING MY HAIR SAID”

اما مادرم در حالی که موهای مرا  خشک می کرد گفت
“STUPID  RAIN”

باران احمق
THAT’S MOM!!!





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